convixial:

i understood all of that

convixial:

i understood all of that

skypestripper:

my mom is a dick

skypestripper:

my mom is a dick

thatsmoderatelyraven:

I’m thinking about buying this mirror at Walmart

thatsmoderatelyraven:

I’m thinking about buying this mirror at Walmart

trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • you have to kill the spider

subject13fringe:

Why yes I have bathed in the blood of a virgin

I got a nose bleed in the shower once

mileskant:

Arctic Monkeys lyrics that describe my life pretty well.

mileskant:

Arctic Monkeys lyrics that describe my life pretty well.

Employer: So how qualified do you think you are for the job, sir?
Me: Hella
Employer: Welcome aboard
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iwillmindfuckyou:

frigginflamingfawkes:

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this is literally the greatest audio post that has been posted on this stupid website

phazon-vuitton:

she like “I sure the fuck did”

phazon-vuitton:

she like “I sure the fuck did”

ratmother:

one time i was laughing with my sister and i said haha hokey pokey is kinda like sex. in out in out shake it all about. and she just looked at me dead in the eyes and ‘you put your right leg in’

ohshititsgreg:

I love when my jeans naturally rip at the knee. It’s like the punk rock is flowing so strong through my body that it ripped right out of my knee

I get jealous because I’m afraid someone is going to make you happier than I do.
Frank Ocean (via l-ucia)