morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

sadgoths:

i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

sweetguts:

almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game

apple-str1der:

apple-str1der:

Walk into the club like whatup I got a big lock

I just lost a follower

talksoflove:

remember that time justin was walking in the street

and he saw a piece of trash

so he picked it up

and he threw it in the trash 

and he felt relly proud in himself

slenclerman:

atamagoakashii:

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

I wanna fuck this chick XD

im down

drive-ride-drive:

I was in a hospital today and I saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was

hey this one can’t run away

boyqueen:

just a reminder 

if you think that “masculine things” can be “gender-neutral” but that “feminine things” cannot be “gender-neutral” you need to pause and think a bit harder.

aloelita:

dynamicalwonders:

tropical-secret:

My Friends Eyes

ZOOOOOE

they are so pretty! omg!

erectdaddy:

sherlockhowell:

I JSUT REALIZED HIS NAME IS RICO BECAUSE RICO IN SPANISH MEANS RICH WOW I’M JUST 5 YEARS LATE

I JUST FOUND OUT BECAUSE OF YOU OKAY THANKS

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUCKERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KILL THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME

whateverstagram:

ilymorgannn:

slutstatus:

essentric:

w-a-v-e:

I can’t believe this nearly has 200,000 notes, I remember when I posted this. It just comes to show how many people agree…

^almost 300,000 omg

i’ve reblogged this at least 10 times

fuck yes

Xx